1.22.2013

The Facts of {Bee}


Considering yesterday was statistically the most depressing day of the year, it seems only fitting to devote a day to a light-hearted link-up. Plus, I get to fill you all in on some of the oh-so-fun quirks about yours truly! It's a win-win.

 
Fact.
I detest odd numbers. Like I actually have a complex about the precise time in which I get out of bed. 6:37 AM? Forget it...I will stay in bed those extra 3 minutes just to avoid having a complete mental breakdown at the thought of not awaking at a nice, round, even number.
 
Fact.
I suck at keeping in touch with people. Not just my old high school friends, but I can legitimately go weeks without talking to my own mother sometimes. It's horrible.
 
Fact.
My justification for the aforementioned lame-ness? I live for face-to-face conversations. As far as I'm concerned, the phone can suck it. Hubby is probably the only person I ever call.
 
Fact.
The only time I've been in the hospital was my freshman year of college when I fell from a cheerleading stunt and dislocated my elbow. I lived off oxycontin and rocked a bionic arm brace for a solid month and a half.

Clearly drugged at this point.

Fact.
Chocolate constitutes an entire food group for me.
 
Fact.
My worst job ever was as a housekeeper for a Best Western. People are gross, y'all. Respect your housekeepers- their job sucks.
 
Fact.
If job-hunting was a full-time job, I could totally pull in six figures. I am constantly looking at job postings for dream jobs.
 
Fact.
In the last 5 years, I've held 9 different jobs (not counting internships) and lived in 5 different homes (not counting dorms or my Mom's house). I guess you could say I have commitment issues.
 
Fact.
I have two tattoos with plans to get more when I can justify spending the moolah.
 
 
Fact.
I'm not exactly sure how to end this post. So, I'll abruptly stop here.
 
What are some fun facts about you?!

8 comments:

  1. 1. i am SO GLAD i'm not the only one with the weird thing about odd numbers...i'm like that 2.
    2. i love that you say you have commitment issues, then the next fact is that you have 2 tattoos. slightly ironic. :)

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  2. hahaha I thought the same thing Lauren said about the commitment issues, then seeing the tattoos. and I am also horrible at calling people. Who actually uses a phone to talk? haha

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  3. My worst job ever?... janitor in the college dorms. EWW!

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  4. I suck at staying in touch too! Even with my mom. It's not that I don't love her to pieces it's just that talking on the phone just takes so much time and it's so impersonal! I was a cheerleader too! Not in college though; that's awesome. A hotel housekeeper; you poor thing! Sounds terrible. I did retail which sucks but I'd say you had it worse.

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  5. New follow from the link up! Iove how you spell your name! I hate looking for jobs, so jealous of your motivation for dreams jobs!
    http://sincerelyarizona.blogspot.com/

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  6. I hate the phone too. I'll call my mom. And my husband. And that's it. My sister LOVES the phone and i have gotten in trouble w/ her more than once for not calling her enough. It apparently means i am a bad sister. UGH! I do love texting though. And face-to-face. But that's it. NO PHONE!

    I love even numbers. I got married on November 14th - which was a Friday. It was going to be the 15th & we had to change it - and i was glad! :) 11/14 is a much better anniversary date. LOL.

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  7. I did housekeeping for a summer through my college for the summer conferences etc. People are so gross! Your bionic arm pic is amazing.

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  8. I'm AWFUL about keeping in touch, soooo with you there! If I could talk to everyone face to face I would be one happy girl! And I love your ink!

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